The Man Squad
We Do Dude Stuff
The first rule of Mansquad is that there IS a Mansquad, and it's badass.
The Man Squad Oath
"When you are upset, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. When you are confused, I will use little words. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well. Again. I don't want whatever you have. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'."
Great things about being a man:
- Car mechanics tell us the truth.
- Every orgasm is real.
- Our pals will never trap us with, "So? Notice anything different?"
- There's always a game on somewhere.