The Man Squad

The Man Squad Oath

"When you are upset, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry sack who made you sad. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. When you are confused, I will use little words. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. Seriously, I don't want whatever you have. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. This is my oath, I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'."

Read the official The Man Code.

Maybe you're interested in joining, but you want a summarized version of what we do?

• We do outdoors stuff (camping, fishing, paintball, flag football)
• We support our charity, "Fill the Footlocker"
• We do manly activities, like going to the range and watching football